Why did the cow go to outer space?
To see the Milky Way.
What fish only swims at night?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?
Why can't you trust a pig?
What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?
Why did the tadpole feel lonely?
What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?
Where do pigs learn magic?
Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?
Which animal loves to have a good time?
Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?
What kind of bird makes the most important rules?
Why do honey bee children always follow instructions?
What dance was the most popular in 1776?
Coffee has a rough time in our household.
Why was the dating app for rocks canceled?
Why are babies so good at basketball?
Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?
Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?
Why do baseball players go to Denny's® after games?
Where should you plant flowers along the road?