Why are goats so funny?
How do you know a lawyer is lying?
Why did the pillow go to the doctor?
Why do librarians never make plans?
What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?
My brother is my partner in crime.
What do birds say to show affection to their spouses?
What's the ideal place for a dog to work?
What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?
What did the two grasslands become when their parents got married?
When do flowers get their workout in?
What do you say when someone tells you an obvious fact about Coke®?
Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?
What do you call a retired vegetable?
Why do potted plants shower so much in April?
Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?
Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?
Why did the bird sell so much at the flea market?
What famous scientist will try anything?
Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?