What's a shoemaker's favorite dessert?
What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?
Where do kangaroos like to eat?
It's allergy season again?
What's a Christian's favorite sport?
Why did the student always get straight A's?
Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?
Why is Dad hugging the barbecue?
What do you call a blind dinosaur?
What did the monkey say when the baboon stole its money?
Why do worms taste like chewing gum?
What did the frog order at McDonald's®?
Which vegetable is actually bad for you?
Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?
What type of bean doesn't have protein?
What do you call a handsome runner?
Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?
Why did the soccer ball quit the team?
What kind of music did the kids play for their dad?
What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?