Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?
What kind of bull doesn't have horns?
Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?
What's E.T. short for?
What event do spiders love to attend?
What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?
Why did the heels and the boots get along?
What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?
What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?
Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?
What animal should you never play poker with?
How do dog catchers get paid?
Why was the chip acting so goofy?
Want to hear a joke about a balloon?
What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?
Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?
Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?
Why can't bikes stand up on their own?