Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?
Because he already had a trunk!
Why was the bee sad?
How do you fit more pigs on your farm?
Why did the bird sell so much at the flea market?
Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?
Where do colds go on vacation?
What do you do for an injured lemon?
Which animal loves to have a good time?
What do your grandma and the internet have in common?
How many letters are there in the alphabet?
Why do baseball players always go to the park?
What do you call the sound made by a new lottery winner?
Why did the cat run away from the tree?
What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?
What is the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
When is a black dog not a black dog?
How do you drive a man crazy?
Where do dogs go when they want a buffet?
What do dogs drink when they're sick?
Why does Rudolph love to get wet?
Who is Pepto-Bismol's® favorite band?