Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?
Because he already had a trunk!
Which dog belongs in a band?
What disease was the horse scared of getting?
What is a Tyrannosaurus's favorite piece of clothing?
Why are moms so good at keeping secrets?
Which fly makes films?
Why are lawyers so fast at writing?
What's a henway?
What's the opposite of irony?
What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?
How do billboards talk?
What's a pastor's favorite city?
What do ghosts drink on Halloween?
Why do Labradors always have so much energy?
Which birds steal soap from the bath?
Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?
What time does everyone love to drink?
Who do camels find most inspiring?
When do mice play every day?
What's a rabbit's favorite way to travel?
If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?