Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?
Because he already had a trunk!
What do clouds do as soon as they make money?
Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?
What do you call a horse that plays the violin?
What do you call your favorite brother-in-law?
What did the shower say to the toilet?
What did the tree say to its branches in autumn?
Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?
What game does chlorine never lose?
What country's capital is growing the fastest?
What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?
Which animals make the best football players?
Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?
Why do librarians never make plans?
Why do porcupines always win the game?
What sweet treat never panics?
Why did the echo get detention?
Which singer could always break a five?
What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend?
How do cats make a birthday cake?
What do you call it when Batman skips church?