How do billboards talk?
Sign language.
Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?
My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.
What do you call the Tom Cruise movie about ice cream?
What animal is best at avoiding a punch?
Why was the fabric always laughing?
What kind of music did the kids play for their dad?
Who is Texas' favorite superstar?
What's the difference between a dog and a tree?
Which bird would make a great farmer?
Where do airplanes go shopping?
Which president loved to take baths?
What style of music weighs the most?
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?
What's a cucumber's favorite sport?
What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?
Why do some people love eating snails?
What is a tire's stance on economics?
How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?
Why was Billy fired from the banana shop?