What do you call a flame who stays out partying all night?
A wildfire.
Where do ghosts go on vacation?
What's a worm's favorite holiday?
Which dog belongs in a band?
What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?
What is Mike Tyson's favorite bowl?
Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?
Why did Tigger™ stick his head in the toilet?
What's an avocado's favorite genre of music?
Why did the music teacher need a ladder?
What food is never allowed on the Titanic?
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
What is a pig's favorite ballet?
Why did he change his bike's tires?
How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?
What's a fork's favorite holiday?
What animal makes the best pizza dough?
What do you call a clock on a road trip?
Why do grizzly bear families always bring sunscreen to the beach?
What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?
What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?