What do naked fish play with?
Where do airplanes go shopping?
What animal is best at avoiding a punch?
Why are English teachers so smart?
Why did the turkey cross the road?
What do fish use for glasses?
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?
Why do plants hate algebra?
What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?
Where do snowmen get their daily weather report?
How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?
Where does cheese invest its money?
Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?
How do you make a walnut laugh?
What animal always goes to heaven?
What kind of instrument can someone play with their stomach?
What did summer say to spring?
Which dogs are the best at getting girls?
What do you call a greedy elf?