What do sprinters eat before a race?
Nothing, they fast!
Why do cows like being told jokes?
Why did the wasp feel self-conscious about his workload?
How did the vampire start his letter?
Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?
How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?
Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?
What streaming service do fishermen watch?
What did the adding machine say to the cashier?
Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?
What dog loves to take bubble baths?
Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?
What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?
What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?
Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?
My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.
What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?
How do you wash a lamb?
What do goats and moms have in common?
How do vampires get around on Halloween?
Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor?