How do vampires get around on Halloween?
On blood vessels.
What is a pilot's favorite TV show?
My leaf blower doesn't work.
What do you call an Irish spider?
What do grandmother deer do to their grandchildren?
What types of dogs are bilingual?
What game do mice love to play?
Why was the pilot so easily distracted?
Which cartoon character always knows everyone's secrets?
Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?
What is blue and not heavy?
How do you send a message in the forest?
What happens when a cow doesn't shave?
What do you call a cat who loves Christmas?
What ingredient does a snowman always use for baking?
What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?
How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?
Why did the painting win the presidential election?
What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?
What is a bird's favorite ballet?
I was just reminiscing about the beautiful herb garden I had when I was growing up.