How do vampires get around on Halloween?
On blood vessels.
What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?
Where do goldfish go camping?
What is a king's favorite weather?
What happened when Aladdin™️ missed his flight?
What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
What's a doll's favorite car?
Where did the chemist have his lunch?
What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?
What does an attorney say when getting married?
What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?
Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?
What animals make the best students?
What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
What do you call a robot that takes the long way?
What do you call a bunch of cell phones that are related to each other?
Why is winter considered holy?
Why are sheep always so warm in winter?
How many insurance policies do cats need?
What was Forrest Gump's email password?