What is a baker's favorite children's story?
Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?
Why are Olympians so picky about their vehicles?
Who is married to Dairy Queen®?
Why don't ants get sick?
Why are frogs always happy?
Guitarists are so stressed out.
What superpower do all middle children have?
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
Why do baseball players always go to the park?
Why do horses make such good debt collectors?
What game does pasta always play at recess?
What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?
What game did the cat like to play with the mouse?
Where would you put an injured insect?
What do you call a knight who hates fighting?
What kind of flowers should you not give on Valentine's Day?
What is a Christian's favorite workout plan?
When is a black dog not a black dog?
Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?