What is a vampire's favorite sport?
Batminton!
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?
What kind of instrument can someone play with their stomach?
What did the raspberry say to his valentine?
Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?
What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?
What superpower do all middle children have?
What's the hardest part about skydiving?
Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?
I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.
Why did Grandpa put wheels on his rocking chair?
What ingredient does a snowman always use for baking?
Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?
What did the baby horse say when his mom asked if he was hungry?
What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?
What did people say when the baker went crazy?
Do dads always snore?
What's a pogo stick's favorite season?
What do you call a cat who loves Christmas?
Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?
Why did the lizard go on a diet?