What's a bird's favorite type of chocolate?
What do you call a dog in space?
What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?
Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?
Have you ever seen Orion's Belt?
Why are ghosts such bad liars?
What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?
Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?
What is Jesus's favorite Beatles song?
What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?
Which candy bar can't stop laughing?
Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?
Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?
What do cats wear to work?
Why does everyone prefer to be around electric cars?
Which cats love to be petted?
Which celebrity is a cheese expert?
What did the dog say after his birthday party?
How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?
What awards show do hot dogs never miss?