Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?
They're always crabby.
What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?
What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?
Why is Michael Phelps never late?
Why do salmon make such great detectives?
What's a cucumber's favorite sport?
Good moms let you lick the beaters.
What did the sick chicken say?
What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?
Why did the duck cross the road?
Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?
How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?
What kind of gift do you get for the World's Best Dentist?
Did you ever hear the joke about a boomerang?
How does a cow do math?
What's Cinderella's favorite drink at Starbucks®?
Why don't oysters share their pearls?
How much does freedom weigh?
What did the bicycle call its dad?
Where do spiders play their FA Cup final?
Why did the cat run away from the tree?