Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?
They're always crabby.
What is the quickest button on a radio?
What is a pig's favorite ballet?
What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?
What is the most attractive fruit?
What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?
Which dog dreams of being a matador?
Why does the photon not need a suitcase?
Where do fruit travel to on vacation?
What do you call it when an octopus leaves the sea?
Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?
How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?
Where do mice love to go on vacation?
What do ducks have for lunch?
What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?
What did the NSA employee say when her friend tried to tell her a new joke?
What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?
What do insects make all their clothes out of?
Why does Coca-Cola® read so much literature?
What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?
Why are trees so good at interior design?