Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?
He wanted a "light" snack after dinner.
How did the tree feel in spring?
Why did the dog swallow a clock?
How do you send a message in the forest?
Who is the holiest cat in all of England?
What do you call a short cow?
What do you call a small pepper in late autumn?
What do jokesters study in college?
What vehicles are in the best shape?
What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?
What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?
Why didn't the melons get married?
Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?
Where do mice leave their boats?
What name sounds like the past tense?
What's a horse's favorite fruit?
Where do fishermen look to hire more crew?
Why should you be worried about the calendar?
Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?
What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?
What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?