What do you call a stationary flamingo?
What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?
What famous scientist will try anything?
How do fleas travel?
Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?
What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?
What pop singer also makes a great weapon?
Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?
Why do cows make great bakers?
Why do all the planets get along?
When's the best time to wash your Slinky®?
What do you call it when a hen spots some lettuce?
Why are Olympians so picky about their vehicles?
Which is the worst season?
Why do teachers make so many pies in September?
What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?
Where do rabbits go out to dance?
What do you call a robot that takes the long way?
What do you call a Russian flea?
Why don't poodles brush their teeth?