What does one secret agent cow say to another secret agent cow before a mission?
Are you going udder cover?
If there are eight sheep, three dogs, and one herdsman, how many feet are there?
What sport is always getting in trouble?
Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?
What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?
Why is grass so dangerous?
What is it called when a cat throws a temper tantrum?
What is a basketball player's favorite type of jewelry?
What says: oom oom oom?
Why do math teachers love hiking?
What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?
What car can you only see twice a year?
What kind of tights are impossible to wear?
Why did the puppy struggle in school?
Why don't wolves like fast food?
What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"
Which celebrity would make a great valet?
What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?
What type of cat loves to go on hikes?
Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?
Where does mist apply for a loan?