What does one secret agent cow say to another secret agent cow before a mission?
Are you going udder cover?
What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?
Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?
Why do horses make such good debt collectors?
Why did he change his bike's tires?
Why did the airplane get grounded?
How does a cow do math?
What kind of cheese can you sew with?
Why did Pinocchio™️ hate his nose?
Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?
What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?
What happens when a realtor commits a crime?
Where do cows go for lunch?
What did they call Dracula when he won the league?
Where do ghosts go on vacation?
Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?
What do you call a robot that takes the long way?
What do you call the donkey with 3 legs?
Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?
Families are like fudge.
Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?