Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?
What do minions always put in their salads?
How can you farm during the winter?
What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?
What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?
Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?
Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?
Did you hear about the two horses that fell in love?
What should your husband name his internet connection?
Why did the mirror cross the road?
What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?
How do bunnies stay fit?
What is a witch's favorite subject in school?
What do you call a hike across the universe?
Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?
What birds always travel in twos?
Where do dads go to dance on Father's Day?
What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?
What do insects make all their clothes out of?
What do sheep always carry on a hot day?