Why did the computer run out of money?
Why did the cat go to medical school?
What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?
How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?
What is a weatherman's favorite movie?
What did the salad say to its dad?
What should your husband name his internet connection?
Which state has the best streets?
Why do scorpions feel hopeful about fall?
What do dogs always eat for their birthday dinner?
Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?
What's the difference between people and chickens?
Why is winter considered holy?
What's the politest month?
What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?
Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?
Which Disney® princess makes the best judge?
What kind of music do planets like?
What should you wear to a tea party?
What do pigs always order at Arby's®?