Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
What ingredient does a snowman always use for baking?
What should clumsy people avoid when hiking?
What is a golfer's favorite bird?
Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?
Why is the letter A like a spring flower?
What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?
Which computer won the talent show?
Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?
What do you call a pig with no clothes on?
What is a ghost's favorite movie?
What's the most magical part of a turkey?
Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?
Why was the dog so popular?
What's the best way to get your kids' attention?
How do elves travel around the North Pole?
What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?
What is the difference between baseball and law?
How do you prevent a summer cold?
Why didn't the dog want to play football?