What do pigs always order at Arby's®?
Curly fries!
Why did the witch stay in a hotel?
How do vampires get around on Halloween?
What's another name for a grandfather clock?
Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?
Where does Superman park his cars?
Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?
How do bears keep cool?
What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?
What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"
I kept wondering why the baseball was getting larger.
Which tree can't stop crying?
What kind of dog has the worst allergies?
Who granted the fish a wish?
What do fish use for glasses?
How does cardboard get its workout in?
I can cut down a tree only using my vision...
What kind of cheese do they eat on Sesame Street®?
Where do frogs keep their money?
Why doesn't sleet have any friends?
How often should you make chemistry jokes?