Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?
Where does Piglet™️ store all his money?
How do you make antifreeze?
Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?
Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?
Why do horses make such good debt collectors?
What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?
What do British people and golfers have in common?
Why did the mirror cross the road?
Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?
What is Mike Tyson's favorite bowl?
What's the most expensive plate in church?
Why did the dog swallow a clock?
What does a jack-o-lantern like to read?
Why did the dog put on a business suit?
What kind of tea did the American colonists want?
What does a toddler wear while swimming on summer vacation?
Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?
What sound does a witch's car make?
How do you truly savor a hot dog?