Why did the mirror cross the road?
To see itself!
What side dish did the deer bring to the BBQ?
What's the best part about Valentine's Day?
What do felines love to plant in a garden?
What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?
How do you spell water with 3 letters?
How is cat food sold?
Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?
What siblings are always sad?
What does Tinker Bell call her grandma?
Why do dogs run in circles?
What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?
On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?
What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?
What's it called when a basketball team loses in the NCAA division 1 tournament?
What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?
Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?
What is a competitive athlete's favorite season?
How do you make a bandstand?
What's the slowest 5k?
I'm not a bad putter.