Where do ships always get stuck?
Why do magicians score well in exams?
Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?
What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?
How do brand new spring flowers greet each other?
Why did the elephant eat the candle?
What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?
What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?
What restaurant is on time for every meeting?
Why was the cat so small?
What do you do if you're afraid of elevators?
Why was the alien always crashing his ships?
Where do kangaroos like to eat?
What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?
Where do bees go to the bathroom?
What do you call a flame who stays out partying all night?
Why is the lion so happy with his sons?
What's a cat's favorite type of Mexican food?
How did the geologist get down from the mountain?
What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?