What does an attorney say when getting married?
Where do baby cats learn to swim?
Why is spring the oddest season?
What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?
What animal floats best?
What do you call an emergency in the spring?
Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?
Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?
Why did the barber win the race?
What kind of cheese can you sew with?
What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?
Why did no one laugh at the oak tree?
What car has four-wheel drive and flies?
What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?
Why is Gaston™️ the most peaceful Disney® villain?
Where does a pianist go on vacation?
Why did the turkey join the band?
Where did the chemist have his lunch?
What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?
What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?