What did the dentist say to the beaver?
Why are all priests fit?
Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?
Which dog dreams of being a matador?
What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?
Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?
What types of dogs are bilingual?
What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?
Where did the 8-year-old tree go to learn?
Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?
What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?
What do you call a lemon that cleans things?
What kind of bird can write?
What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?
Why did the detectives show up at the concert at the beach?
Why did the Little League® player run to the park during his time at bat?
What's a dog's favorite dance at a wedding?
What did the sickly elevator say?
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
Why doesn't Rudolph mind getting wet?