What do teapots eat on their snack break?
Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?
What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?
What did the golfer dad want for Father's Day?
Why did the bunnies go on strike?
What do you get when you put a radio in a fridge?
What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?
What did the group of hobbits name their band?
What do you get when two plants kiss?
What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?
What did the kittens do to their new owner's house?
Which celebrity always frowns?
What book do lions read aloud to their whole family?
What do you call a rich person's bedroom?
What kind of animal is great at fixing flat tires?
What's a bug's favorite Frank Sinatra song?
What do you call a factory that only makes decent products?
What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?
What fish only swims at night?
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman?