What do you call an emergency in the spring?
May day.
What do you call a depressed strawberry?
What type of bean doesn't have protein?
How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?
Why did the computer run out of money?
What's a dog's favorite book?
What vegetables do librarians like?
Who should carry the bear mace when hiking with friends?
What's a soda's favorite show at Disneyland®?
What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?
What did the llama say it would bring for the field trip?
How did Jesus's mom greet everyone on his birthday?
How does a polar bear build a house?
Why do diners never serve lobster?
How does a witch play loud music?
Why did the frog starve?
What's the holiest insect?
What car is the perfect size for mice?
When do ghosts love to go camping?
Who do superheroes go to see when they're not feeling well?
What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?