Why does Jesus drive so much?
Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?
What lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates neighbors?
Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?
What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?
Where do T-Rexes shop?
What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?
Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?
What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?
Why can't Cinderella™ play soccer?
Why is Peter Pan™ always flying?
What do you call a fish wearing a tux?
When do mice play every day?
Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?
What did the kitten say when it lost its favorite toy?
How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?
What did the NSA employee say when her friend tried to tell her a new joke?
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
What do Scottish toads play?
What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?