Where do T-Rexes shop?
At dino stores.
What's a dog's favorite tooth?
What does Santa use to help himself walk?
What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?
Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?
What would happen if James Bond started making pickles?
What did they call Superman after he totaled his car?
What do you give a sick pig?
Where do lions like to go on vacation?
What did the Dorito say to his son?
What's the most magical part of a turkey?
What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
What's a sheep's preferred type of clothing?
What is the number 3's favorite day to go shopping?
Why did the wizard ace his math test?
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?
What do you call a pig who swims in the pool for too long during summer?
Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?
What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?