What day never takes itself seriously?
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
What do you call twin dinosaurs?
What did the mommy flower say to the baby flower?
What country has the most fish?
What do you do if your husband can't appreciate fruit jokes?
Why do airplanes make bad spouses?
What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?
What are you studying in math?
What did March say to the madness?
Who's the biggest downer in baseball?
What's a zoo vet's biggest problem?
What's an owl's favorite school subject?
Why do cats give such great massages?
Why are ghosts always in trouble?
What type of music did the pilgrims listen to?
What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?
What job did the corn on the cob get?
Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?
What does a cat go to sleep on?