Why did Justin Turner sign up for the marathon near where he grew up?
How did one orca ask the other to be his valentine?
Why did the robot take a summer vacation?
Who is the fastest reindeer?
Why are sailors so good at writing letters?
What happened when the cow ate too many Hershey™ bars?
What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?
What do you call fowl that fly into windows?
Who's a baby's favorite singer?
Where do stars go to college?
What's a priest's favorite food?
What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?
Why did the window need an aspirin?
What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?
What did they call Superman after he totaled his car?
What kind of money do fishermen make?
What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?
Which music festival was full of lumber?
What's a reptile's favorite movie?
What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?