Why did the man bring a ladder to church?
Where did the 8-year-old tree go to learn?
What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?
What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?
What's a princess's favorite fast-food restaurant?
What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?
Which superhero is best at baseball?
What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?
Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?
What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?
Why did the train always get heated in an argument?
What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?
What should you do if someone parks their car on your lawn?
Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?
What did summer say to spring?
What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?
What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?
What's the most popular cat in New England?
What do sheep love to spread on crackers?
What do trees say when autumn comes?