What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?
Ketchup.
What's a musician's favorite part of a chicken?
What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?
Where do fruit travel to on vacation?
What is a competitive athlete's favorite season?
What car has four-wheel drive and flies?
Why did the turkey cross the road?
What's a car's favorite scary movie?
How do fireflies start a race?
What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?
What game did the cat like to play with the mouse?
Which baseball player do fish root for?
Why couldn't the NBA® player date the WNBA® player?
What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?
Why is it hard to hire a clown?
What car always breaks the rules?
What do you call a smelly horse?
This candy bar is a real home run.
Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?
What sport is always getting in trouble?
Why are cats terrible at telling stories?