What's the most popular cereal around the holidays?
Why was the fruit thrown in prison?
What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?
Which fly makes films?
Why are trees always so positive?
Why are penguins so awkward at parties?
Why did the witch stay in a hotel?
Where do online shopaholics love to travel?
Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?
Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?
Why is everyone good at math during elections?
What is a canine's favorite toy to play with in the snow?
What is a king's favorite weather?
Which position did the kitten play on the baseball team?
Why are goats so funny?
How do fleas travel?
Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?
Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?
Why did the cow go to outer space?
What do you call a deer with no eyes?