What did the mommy flower say to the baby flower?
What's the difference between soccer and football?
Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?
Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?
What's a horse's favorite fruit?
What did the kid say when he failed science lab?
What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?
What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?
What happened when the lion ate the comedian?
What bird is always sad?
What do you call a cowboy who pursues a career in banking?
What's a bird's favorite type of chocolate?
What's a fun hobby for an accountant?
How do you compliment a cat?
Why did the baker's donuts fly off the shelf?
What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?
Who is a dessert's favorite actor?
Why are trees so good at interior design?
Where did the ghost go on summer vacation?
What do elves learn in school?