Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?
Why are English teachers so smart?
What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?
What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?
What do you get when you play country music backwards?
What do you call a rabbit barber?
How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?
Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?
Why does a bottle of wine make the perfect Father's Day gift?
How much money does a skunk have?
What do you call it when a cat is not environmentally friendly?
Why did the cat think it was a wizard?
What did the peach say to its crying husband?
Where do mermaids see movies?
What's an owl's favorite school subject?
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
What position does lemonade play in baseball?
What does a dog say before eating?
What's a surgeon's favorite board game?