What do you call a dog with spring allergies?
A-chew toy!
What nationality are most fish?
What candy is always getting in fights with each other?
Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?
What do naked fish play with?
Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?
What is a ghost's favorite airline?
What is the difference between baseball and law?
Why is golf harder than baseball?
What goes up when spring rain comes down?
Who is the most popular pop singer in space?
Why does Santa love to work in the garden?
What do dogs drink when they're sick?
What's the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament?
Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?
What do you call a belt made of clocks?
My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.
My Valentine this year is a goalie.
Do dads always snore?
Why is a frog luckier than a cat?
Why was the caboose always sneezing?