What do you call a dog with spring allergies?
A-chew toy!
Why are all priests fit?
What kind of car does a chicken have?
Why do cats love to work?
Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?
What sweet treat never panics?
What animal loves a baseball game?
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?
Why was the man stuck at the party?
Where's the best place for baby chickens to be born?
Which family member has tusks?
Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?
Why are cats so good at finding dates?
Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?
Where do sheep get their hair cut?
Why are lunges a great way to start exercising?
What do you call fowl that fly into windows?
Where do horses reside?
Who is a pig's favorite Star Wars® character?
What should you say to a pig on February 14th?
Why is the letter A like a spring flower?