Why does Santa love to work in the garden?
Because he gets to hoe hoe hoe!
What do ocean animals do when it snows?
What animal loves a baseball game?
What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?
What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?
Where do cowboys cook their chili?
Which is the worst season?
What do you call a cow with no GPS?
When is it bad luck to see a black cat?
Why do kittens know so much about church?
What kind of bees hum and drop things?
How do you get a country girl to like you?
What happened to the Dean who lost his job?
What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?
Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?
Why are stones so good at music?
What animal should you never play poker with?
What Do You Call a Sheep Covered in Chocolate?
What do you call a cow who is really good at basketball?
What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?
Why do rodents make the best runners?