My leaf blower doesn't work.
Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?
Why do dogs make great meteorologists?
What do ghosts turn on in summer?
Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?
What musical instrument is the best typist?
Which musician loves to make chili?
What do you call a hotdog at Halloween?
What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?
What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?
How does NASA organize a company party?
What's a pogo stick's favorite season?
Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?
What happened when the owl lost his voice?
What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?
What is a chicken's favorite vegetable?
Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?
What happened to the city in France where the cheese factory exploded?
Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?
What's the most popular dish at church brunch?