Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?
How does a sidewalk address a question?
Can February March?
What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?
What's a surgeon's favorite board game?
Where do belly buttons go to college?
Someone stole all my lamps.
Which animal loves to scare trick-or-treaters?
What game does a rabbit always win?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday?
What is an insect's favorite game?
Why do porcupines always win the game?
What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?
Why did the chicken go to the seance?
Why do two skunks argue?
How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?
How do eggs end a TV show?
What do you call a 100-year-old ant?
How do football players deal with their problems?