What do you call a cow with no GPS?
Udderly lost.
What school subject really rocks?
Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?
What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?
What is a terrier's favorite type of pudding?
What do you give a sick pig?
Which Disney® princess makes the best judge?
What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?
How many insurance policies do cats need?
What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?
What did the seal say when he saw his friend jump in the ocean?
What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?
What time does Donald Duck™️ wake up?
What is Santa's favorite dessert?
Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?
What game do bats excel at?
What does a spy do when he gets cold?
When's the best time to wash your Slinky®?
Why couldn't the NBA® player date the WNBA® player?
Why do trees try new things so often?
Why are monkeys lousy workers?