How do you motivate a watch to go to work?
You tell it to clock in.
Why doesn't sleet have any friends?
Bears love exotic cars.
What instrument does a baseball player play in a band?
What do my dog and my cellphone have in common?
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
What's worse than raining cats and dogs?
What's the most popular cat in New England?
What is it called when a cow accidentally burns itself?
What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?
What did the rabbit want for his birthday?
What do snowmen wear on their heads?
What is the most adorable season?
What do you call a snowman in the summer?
What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?
What is the emptiest holiday?
Why is a bee's hair always sticky?
What instruments do imaginary friends play?
What did the airline worker name her child?
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
What do you call a pig who swims in the pool for too long during summer?