What instruments do imaginary friends play?
Air guitars.
How to you navigate a canoe filled with puppies?
Why are ET's eyes so big?
Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?
Why did people want to see Coca-Cola® in concert?
Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?
What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?
How does Darth Vader like his toast?
What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?
What is the best Christmas present ever?
What do you call an Irish spider?
My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.
Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?
How do you fit more pigs on your farm?
Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?
Why did the witch stay in a hotel?
Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?
Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?
What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?
Who is friends with everyone at school?
What do you do if you're afraid of elevators?