Why should you be careful when telling jokes near glass?
Because it can crack up!
Why couldn't the sailors play cards?
What type of animal does well in the cold?
How do you raise a baby elephant?
Why is the number 4 so smart?
What types of dogs do fortune tellers always choose?
What is a king's favorite weather?
Why are bakers also often hippies?
What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?
How do you get straight A's?
What's a fork's favorite holiday?
I like telling Dad jokes.
What did the ocean sing at karaoke?
Which family member is always relieved?
What nationality are most fish?
Why are bakers so good at math?
Who isn't happy to get an Academy Award®?
Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?
Why don't guitarists handle stress well?
What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?
What's a partridge's favorite fruit?