Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?
What did the worm say to the other when he was home late?
How do fish watch TV shows?
Why do librarians never make plans?
Why does chewing gum never go bad?
Why do potted plants shower so much in April?
What do painters do when they make a mistake?
What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?
What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?
What did they name the Ohio town after the Pope's visit?
Which of the Lost Boys™ is the best cook?
What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?
What kind of car do eggs drive?
What's the difference between soccer and football?
What kind of car does a chicken have?
Why did the botanist go to Harvard?
What branch of the military accepts newborns?
What happened when the guy walked into the bar?
What book do lions read aloud to their whole family?
What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?