Why is a doctor always calm?
Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?
Where do online shopaholics love to travel?
What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?
What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?
Why do piggy banks give the best advice?
What did the dog say after his birthday party?
What do you call penguins and polar bears?
What do you call it when someone becomes a vegetarian?
What did the tree say when autumn came around?
Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?
What did the grandpa corn say to his grandson?
Why did the tomato turn red?
We had a discussion about roses.
What three words can solve all of Dad's problems?
What's another name for a grandfather clock?
Why did the peach come home from work early?
What is a math teacher's favorite sum?
How many letters are there in the alphabet?
Which position in soccer always plans for the future?