Why did the botanist go to Harvard?
It's an ivy league school.
How was the wedding?
Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite®?
What dinosaur loves to play golf?
How expensive is swimming with sharks?
What do you call a household of counselors?
Someone stole all my lamps.
Why was the broom late for school?
What is Saint Nick's nickname during the summer?
Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh™ wear shoes?
What is the tallest building in the world?
Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?
What day is your mom always right?
What bee is good for your health?
What did the computer do at lunchtime?
Why don't they have dime stores anymore?
Which celebrity became a great detective?
Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?
What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?
What do you call a rich person's bedroom?
What does a lion call an antelope?