Why did the tomato turn red?
Because it saw the salad dressing!
Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?
What do they call pastors in Germany?
What's the laziest vegetable?
What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?
Why do runners watch so much TV?
Why did the sailor lose his job?
What do you do when two snails fight?
There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?
What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?
What happened when the owl lost his voice?
Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?
Why do all ocean animals get along with mollusks?
What's a frog's favorite sport?
What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?
Why do grizzlies make good baseball players?
Why do kids love theater classes?
Bears love exotic cars.
Why do nails need so much pain relief?
What kind of bow can't be tied?
Why did everyone want to be near the volcano?