Why did the tomato turn red?
Because it saw the salad dressing!
What's the best method for making an apple turnover?
What kind of flowers should you not give on Valentine's Day?
Did you hear about the one with the skunk on a camping trip?
Why are babies so good at basketball?
Where do termites go camping?
What do you call a litter of young dogs who have come in from the snow?
Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?
Why do horses make such good debt collectors?
When did they play tennis in the Bible?
What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?
How do you get to Tooth Island?
How often should you make chemistry jokes?
What does an attorney say when getting married?
What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?
Why do kids love theater classes?
What do you call a group of bunnies hopping backwards?
Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?
Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
Why is the piano so hard to open?
What is a baker's favorite children's story?