What does a cat go to sleep on?
Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?
What do you call a crate of ducks?
Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?
What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?
What's a direction's favorite holiday?
Why did the doctor let his dog help with his patients?
Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?
Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?
What's the world's weakest animal?
Why was the snake coughing so much?
What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?
What animal dresses the most fashionably?
Who is the saddest person at McDonald's®?
Why did the goat become a lawyer?
What do soccer referees send during the holidays?
Which gaming system is always in a good mood?
A book just fell on my head.
Why was the pickle self-conscious?
What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?