Why do nails need so much pain relief?
Because people always hit nails on the head.
Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?
What is Santa's favorite dessert?
What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?
What candy does Peppa Pig™️ love most?
Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?
What did the teacher say when the Demogorgon showed up in their classroom?
What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?
What do frogs eat in the summer?
What did the confused bee say?
What do you call a mentally unstable goat?
What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?
Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?
What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?
What do construction workers do at Labor Day parties?
Why was the tire self-conscious?
What's a cow's favorite music note?
Which elf is the best singer?
What do you call it when a bird does something bad?
Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?
What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?