What's a sheep's preferred type of clothing?
What's a forklift?
Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?
Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?
What's a steak's favorite shoe?
What do you call a pig who plays basketball?
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
What do photographers read to their children before bed?
Which plant has the best roar?
What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?
Why does an elephant wear sneakers?
What kind of music do planets like?
Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?
What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?
What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?
What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?
Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?
Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?
Why is everyone good at math during elections?
What country has the most fish?