Where do cats go on vacation?
What did the painter say to the wall?
What's the most masculine animal?
Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?
What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?
What sport are eggs the best at?
What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?
Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?
Why was the musician arrested?
What did the ocean say to the beach?
What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?
What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
What did the fisherman say to the magician?
What TV show did the cat love to watch?
Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?
What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?
What did the man say when the calf attended church?
How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?
What's the main rule in zebra baseball?