Why shouldn't you trust stairs?
They are always up to something.
What birds make average students?
What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?
Why couldn't the leopard hide?
Which wizard is often mistaken for an animal?
Where does Piglet™️ store all his money?
When you die, what part of the body dies last?
Why did the wind want to go on vacation?
How do you prevent a summer cold?
Why are turtles so shy?
What do you get from an Alaskan cow?
Why is it called a litter of puppies?
What rock band loves Thanksgiving?
Why did the baby blueberry start to cry?
Why did the farmer bury all his cash?
Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?
Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?
Why can't Cinderella™ play soccer?
What's worse than raining cats and dogs?
What's a pirate's favorite color?
What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?