What does a cloud wear under his pants?
Why did the airplane get grounded?
Why did the cloud date the fog?
Where are average things manufactured?
What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?
What is CO2's favorite pasta?
Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?
What pasta is always ready for a formal event?
When is a baseball player like a thief?
Why was the mime upset?
What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?
What did the beaver say to the tree?
Which founding father loves to sing?
What did the sardine call the submarine?
What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?
How do you know if a chicken egg will be a dad one day?
What's a deer's favorite horror movie?
What do you call fowl that fly into windows?
Who invented King Arthur's round table?
What's the only career where you can never sit down?