Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?
What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?
Why do plants hate algebra?
What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?
What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?
Why did the student eat their homework?
What three words can solve all of Dad's problems?
What day is your mom always right?
Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?
What can an older sibling say to get in the front of the line?
Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?
Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?
Why did the lizard go on a diet?
What did the frog order at McDonald's®?
Why was the caboose always sneezing?
Why are cars magic?
What did Snow White™️ call her chicken?
What does Tinker Bell call her grandma?
How do you raise a baby elephant?
Why are sheep always so warm in winter?