What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?
What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?
What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?
How do snakes identify their bath towels?
Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?
What is the name of the story that combines science and Christianity?
What restaurant is on time for every meeting?
What do puppies celebrate on February 2nd?
Why was the musician arrested?
How does a penguin build its house?
What's a pirate's favorite color?
Which celebrity is loved by all horses?
What do you put your drinks on in amusement parks?
Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?
What do donkeys take to go to the store?
Where's the best place to grow flowers in school?
What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?
What do you find at the end of everything?
What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?
Why did the tomato turn red?