Why did Spider-Man get in trouble with his mom?
He spent too much time on the web.
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
Why did Tigger™ stick his head in the toilet?
What kind of cheese has the most life experience?
Why was the moose able to move the bus on his own?
What's a werewolf's favorite beer?
What's a farmer's favorite snack?
Where do ghosts go on vacation?
What did the bicycle call its dad?
Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?
What did the mama goat say to her child?
What would a feline order at Taco Bell®?
What kind of cheese do they eat on Sesame Street®?
What are baby potatoes called?
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?
What do you call a bunch of cell phones that are related to each other?
Which family member is always relieved?
Why was the robot so sleepy after her road trip?
What do you call it when a hen spots some lettuce?
Why do cows wear bells?
What does an escalator say when it stops working?