Why did Spider-Man get in trouble with his mom?
He spent too much time on the web.
Why does the sun love to go back to school?
What did the bunny give his fiancé?
Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?
Why was the snake coughing so much?
Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?
What type of dog loves to take showers?
What's the best part about Valentine's Day?
Why was the pilot so easily distracted?
Why is it easy for chicks to talk?
Why did the tomato turn red?
Which animal dresses like a lumberjack?
Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?
Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?
Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?
How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?
Why did the fish blush?
Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?
What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?
I was just reminiscing about the beautiful herb garden I had when I was growing up.
Why did the whale cross the road?