Why are bakers so good at math?
There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?
What do sheep always carry on a hot day?
Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?
What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?
What is a math teacher's favorite sport?
Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?
Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?
What do boats use to pack their luggage for a plane ride?
Why do dogs run in circles?
Where does a camper keep his money?
What do leprechauns love to barbeque?
What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?
What do you call a tiger running a copy machine?
Why do teachers make so many pies in September?
What is a condiment's favorite holiday?
What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?
Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?
What branch of the military accepts newborns?
Why are skeletons always hungry?