Why did the dog put on a business suit?
How do you talk to a giant?
Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?
How does Darth Vader like his toast?
What animal could Noah not trust?
Why is summer always sad?
Which bug is related to you?
Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?
How often should you make chemistry jokes?
What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?
Why are hockey rinks always rounded?
What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.
Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?
What country's capital is growing the fastest?
Did you hear about George Clooney's new animated series?
What superhero often gets mistaken for photography equipment?
What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?
Why are grandkids so great?
Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?