What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?
A mara-thorn.
Why did the frog starve?
What do you call a small pepper in late autumn?
How do you know bees have allergies?
Why does Coca-Cola® read so much literature?
What rock band loves Thanksgiving?
Who is Santa's favorite character on Sesame Street®?
Why did the mirror cross the road?
What's the best way to get your kids' attention?
What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?
What did the rocket say to the astronaut?
What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?
What does Santa order at the bar?
Why do cosmeticians never fight?
How do you cut the ocean in two?
What does Santa call Christmastime?
What do dentists do on a rollercoaster?
What do you call a parrot making fun of you?
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
Why did the sparrow go to the library?
What is a cow's dream job?