What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?
Thank you for every ting.
What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?
What's a lizard's favorite cookie?
What happens when grass goes out of town?
What's a father's favorite flower?
What's the best way to get your kids' attention?
Why is furniture so generous?
Why did the chicken walk across the street?
Which celebrity loves to go on vacation?
What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?
What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?
What do frogs drink in the winter?
Who's a baby's favorite singer?
Why was the alien always crashing his ships?
What is the best thing about Switzerland?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?
What does Santa use to help himself walk?
What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?
Why did the chicken cross the net?
What do you get if you cross a frog with a rabbit?
I kept wondering why the baseball was getting larger.
