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Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?
What do you call fowl that fly into windows?
Why do nails need so much pain relief?
What holiday does Mike Tyson celebrate in December?
What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?
What do you call soccer players on opposing teams falling in love?
What is a sea monster's favorite meal?
Why did the two red blood cells break up?
What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?
What should a lawyer always wear to court?
What do golfers drink on the green?
Where should you plant flowers along the road?
What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?
How do dog catchers get paid?
What do you call a military member who loves to cook?
Where do moms like to vacation in Florida?
Why are moms so good at keeping secrets?
What do you call a happy Lassie?
What do you call a rich person's bedroom?