Why does the priest love swiss cheese?
How does a polar bear build a house?
Why did the cell phone lose his job?
Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?
What is a tree's least favorite month?
What is a Christian's favorite workout plan?
Are baby skunks cute?
Why do crabs never give to charity?
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
How often should you make chemistry jokes?
Why do golfers hate cake?
Why are skeletons always hungry?
What do you call an exploding monkey?
Why are bakers so good at math?
Why did the witch stay in a hotel?
How did the volcano confess its feelings to the other volcano?
What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?
What restaurant is on time for every meeting?
Why did the dog wander into the art gallery?
How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?