What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?
What does Santa call Christmastime?
Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?
Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?
How to you navigate a canoe filled with puppies?
What can a puppy do to avoid growing into a hot dog?
What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?
What happened when the lion ate the comedian?
Why did the dog do so well in school?
What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?
What do you call a bakery thief that leaves a trail?
What do you call siblings who love math?
What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?
Why do grizzly bear families always bring sunscreen to the beach?
What do you call a retired vegetable?
What do mice bring on a picnic?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of currency?
You know there's no official training for trash collectors?
What animal scores the most in basketball?
Why does a bottle of wine make the perfect Father's Day gift?