What do you call a kangaroo's lazy joey?
Pouch potato.
What's the ocean's funniest animal?
How do you motivate a watch to go to work?
What is the ideal job for someone who loves to eat?
What kind of water do fireworks like?
What fish only swims at night?
What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?
What do lions eat on their cheat day?
What did the man say when the calf attended church?
What kind of jacket do you wear on a hike?
Where does cheese invest its money?
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?
What do you call a mentally unstable goat?
Who makes clothes for dinosaurs?
How are toddlers and those who attempted to build a tower to heaven similar?
What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?
What car does Yoda® drive?
Where do oceans always buy their cars?
Do you have the best ceiling?
What's the best way to get your kids' attention?