Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?
He was the wurst on his team.
Why do owls make lousy reporters?
Why don't moms tell mom jokes?
What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?
What did the kid say when he failed science lab?
Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?
What is sand's favorite movie?
The ocean is a real trendsetter.
What kind of monkey flies to school?
Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?
What streaming service do fishermen watch?
What's a pogo stick's favorite season?
Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?
Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?
Where do mice leave their boats?
Where do cowboys cook their chili?
What do you call octopus twins?
How does Cupid visit his girlfriend?
Why are moms so good at keeping secrets?
What do construction workers do at Labor Day parties?
What's Cinderella's favorite drink at Starbucks®?