Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?
He was the wurst on his team.
What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?
What is a sheep's favorite ice cream flavor?
What do you call your favorite brother-in-law?
How do football players deal with their problems?
What animal makes the best pizza dough?
What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?
What's the best part about Valentine's Day?
Which bird would make a great farmer?
What are the smartest highways in the world?
What do you call a group of bunnies hopping backwards?
Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?
What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?
What snack did the dog buy at the movie theater?
Where did the lions move to when they came to the US?
What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?
How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?
Where do polar bears vote?
Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?