Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?
He was the wurst on his team.
What did the BBQ pit master call his significant other?
Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?
Wanna hear a long dad joke?
Where does cheese invest its money?
What's always playing in Santa's workshop?
What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?
Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?
How do elves travel around the North Pole?
Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?
Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?
Why wasn't the food on the small aircraft good?
What's the world's weakest animal?
What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?
Why was the storm actually calm?
What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?
Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?
Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?
What's a dog's favorite city?
What do you call it when you get bubbles in your mouth while singing in the shower?
Which animal will never go bald?