What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?
What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?
What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?
What did they call Dracula when he won the league?
What do you call two birds stuck together?
How can you farm during the winter?
Why did the lamb cross the road?
What do cats use to take notes in meetings?
What did the pizza say to the gorgeous topping?
What is Saint Nick's nickname during the summer?
Why was the geometry book so adorable?
Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?
Why didn't the dog want to play football?
Which dog belongs in a band?
What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?
What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?
What's it called when the Queen gets embarrassed?
How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?
What do the Eiffel Tower and a tick have in common?
What is a weatherman's favorite movie?