You know there's no official training for trash collectors?
They just pick things up as they go along.
What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?
Why are chemists so good at solving problems?
What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?
How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?
Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?
Which celebrity is the biggest fan of hats?
Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?
What should you say to your sister when she's crying?
What type of dog loves to take showers?
Which carnival booth are basketball players best at?
Where do squirrels go on vacation?
What's the most expensive plate in church?
What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?
Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?
What do a grandmother and a website have in common?
What animal cheers the loudest at sports games?
What do you call a factory that only makes decent products?
What types of dogs do fortune tellers always choose?
What did the bread do on vacation?
What do you call a baby monkey?