You know there's no official training for trash collectors?
They just pick things up as they go along.
Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?
What do you call a pig who plays basketball?
What is an elk's favorite dessert?
What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday?
Families are like fudge.
Why are bakers also often hippies?
What do sheep do on sunny summer days?
What is the best thing about Switzerland?
Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?
What does the cow say when her kid closes the barn door?
What job in the NFL® is most competitive for boats?
Which big cat never tells the truth?
Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?
Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?
What car has four-wheel drive and flies?
Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?
What kind of bird can write?
Why are maps such great therapists?
What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a rooster?
What kind of tournaments do birds always win?
