You know there's no official training for trash collectors?
They just pick things up as they go along.
Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?
Why is money so stubborn?
Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?
Why do scorpions feel hopeful about fall?
What do you call dogs that rarely bark?
Why was the musician arrested?
Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?
What do puppies use to take their lunch to school?
What do you do for an injured lemon?
What is a vampire's favorite sport?
Why is the Easter Bunny so lucky?
What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?
What do you call a depressed strawberry?
What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?
What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?
Which princess is best suited for winter?
What do birds say to encourage each other?
What game does pasta always play at recess?
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
What did the horses say when they saw their friend who lives across the street?